dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Randomize
