Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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