Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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