We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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