I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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