I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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