But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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