It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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