brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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