i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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