Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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