bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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