"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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