Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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