Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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