D3 body, D1 cock
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I fill condoms, not promises.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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