Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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