I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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