I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
