why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
