i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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