ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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