i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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