Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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