We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Shame - the story of my life.
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