used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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