yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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