Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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