we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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