May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ugly people sure do ruin things
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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