Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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