Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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