you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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