What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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