Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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