these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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