So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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