Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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