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(317): View more from Indiana

sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3

(906): View more from Michigan

Omg sara

(920): View more from Wisconsin

I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty

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(636): View more from Missouri

I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.

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(408): View more from California

its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat

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your picture is with misty too!!

(408): View more from California

I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Are you ok?!

(618): View more from Illinois

I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy

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