Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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