Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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