I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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