p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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