we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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