I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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