just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
