Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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