I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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