haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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