Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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