My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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