another moral hangover. fuck.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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