All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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