I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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