He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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