i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
